August 2011
I dont understand why my mom gets mad when i stay...
what do i HAVE/NEED to do tomorrow ?
That moment when you finally relax and your mom...
theratchetslayer:
More LOLs here.
I literally will throw a mini tantrum like this lol.
July 2011
When your parents actually believe that you're the...
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
...
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
severus-lily:
*person doesn't text you back*
theratchetslayer:
*but you see them tweet/facebook/post on tumblr*
I be like fine then bitch.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I cant stand when people say a baby's age in...
the parent is like “yeah he’s 98 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
"Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese"
coolst0rybraah:
Well what were you using before?
People that follow you but NEVER talk to you.
cinder-ella-man:
